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my meals in the summer
  • breakfast: 3pm
  • dinner: 11pm
  • more food: 1am
  • midnight snack: 4am
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love-butts:

Nice morning… by art0fCK
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selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to

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legalmexican:

catholicnun:

English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever

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crazy-nba:

#PrayForPaulGeorge
taschkaturnquist:

Logan Stanton By Taschka Turnquist.  MUA - Hiroko Claus.
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h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

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syntheticpubes:

by Mercedes Esquivel
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youngspiritofsin:

if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person

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Not everything happens for a reason. Sometimes life just sucks. Alexa Chung  (via silvike)
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